…I Wouldn’t Shoot You Though
I may be annoyed by you, using your phone during a movie. I’d probably say something too. I wouldn’t shoot you though. I may not be in the mood to hear your loud ass music, blaring from your car as you pull up next to me. I might even roll up the window. I wouldn’t … Continue reading
You’re SOOO Irresponsible!
Whenever you decide to do things differently than what is widely accepted, you will face the insecurity of others. Change is a difficult thing to for many of us to accept with an open mind. Safety and security are such cherished concepts that we will often attack anything that does not immediately meet the criteria … Continue reading
YOU and Spilly for Mayor!
YOU and Spilly for Mayor!!! Check out this speech from the median strip on 33rd St, next to the Waverly Farmers Market. Spilly is officially announcing his status as GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER and that he is running for MAYOR of the City of Baltimore in the next election!!! Of course, both announcements were made … Continue reading
Profile: Andreas “Spilly” Spiliadis
Name: Andreas “Spilly” Spiliadis Age: 44 Hometown: Baltimore, MD In the Northeast quadrant of the metropolis of Baltimore, high in the hills of the unofficially sovereign country of Heckel, sits the house, farm, and hoop factory of Spilly, the hula-hoop man. Baltimore residents may be familiar with the vision of this revolutionary hero as he … Continue reading
Love? Part Three: Analysis
Contrary to popular belief, the nihilism that pervades our urban reality is not terminal. It is painfully true that several snakes have bitten us simultaneously. Unfortunately, when presented with the choice between additional snakebites and the antidote, we consistently choose the more poisonous route. In our increasingly capitalist, fatally impersonal existence, we are in danger … Continue reading
Love? Part Two: Poetry
love so many words written and spoken makes it hard not to spit the same old plus this four letter word’s been known to leave hearts broke and brains swole so… here goes love has a way of making fools of men picture riding in on a white horse or black if you prefer like … Continue reading
Love? Part One: Stream of Consciousness
I love you. I got mad love for you. Nothin but love for you. I’m in love with you. I love what I do. I love who I am. I love who I am becoming. I love that car. I love that song. I love that color. I love seafood. I love to write. I … Continue reading
SonOfaSuperhero/Feed the People 365! 